Mommy Expletives

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    Ghostbusters Donut Day courtesy of Booty! Cadence says: I like-a da donut! It delicious! #gavynandcadence #gavynroo #cadencebug #krispykreme

    Ghostbusters Donut Day courtesy of Booty! Cadence says: I like-a da donut! It delicious! #gavynandcadence #gavynroo #cadencebug #krispykreme

    — 1 day ago
    #gavynandcadence  #krispykreme  #gavynroo  #cadencebug 
    We were stuck in traffic for an hour and a half. We traveled 2 miles in that time. It would have been a shorter time had these imbeciles not driven down the shoulder and gotten in a wreck! (Plus, further down, another one ran into the guard rail!)

    We were stuck in traffic for an hour and a half. We traveled 2 miles in that time. It would have been a shorter time had these imbeciles not driven down the shoulder and gotten in a wreck! (Plus, further down, another one ran into the guard rail!)

    — 1 day ago
    As soon as our server greeted us, Gavyn asked, “Do you have macaroni and cheese?” Yes. “Perfect! I would like macaroni and cheese. Aaaaand…do you have ice water?” Yes. “Great! Iced water, please! Mommy, what will you have?” 😂😂😂 #gavynroo  (at Bar Louie - Murfreesboro)

    As soon as our server greeted us, Gavyn asked, “Do you have macaroni and cheese?” Yes. “Perfect! I would like macaroni and cheese. Aaaaand…do you have ice water?” Yes. “Great! Iced water, please! Mommy, what will you have?” 😂😂😂 #gavynroo (at Bar Louie - Murfreesboro)

    — 1 day ago
    #gavynroo 
    I had the mint one a few years ago…I guess the regular chocolate one counts for the #candybarbucketlist 🍫

    I had the mint one a few years ago…I guess the regular chocolate one counts for the #candybarbucketlist 🍫

    — 2 days ago
    #candybarbucketlist 
    I think Cadence approves of the Pizza Casserole. Noodles, cheese, ground beef, pepperoni…all things she likes! #cadencebug

    I think Cadence approves of the Pizza Casserole. Noodles, cheese, ground beef, pepperoni…all things she likes! #cadencebug

    — 3 days ago
    #cadencebug 
    Pizza Casserole for dinner! #wfd

    Pizza Casserole for dinner! #wfd

    — 3 days ago
    #wfd 
    Cadence has received 2 new kitchens in the past week (bringing her total to 4). Girl better start cookin’!

    Cadence has received 2 new kitchens in the past week (bringing her total to 4). Girl better start cookin’!

    — 3 days ago
    It was a perfect day to walk to downtown Smyrna for Depot Days! #gavynroo #cadencebug #smyrnatn #smyrnadepotdays (at Smyrna Railroad Depot)

    It was a perfect day to walk to downtown Smyrna for Depot Days! #gavynroo #cadencebug #smyrnatn #smyrnadepotdays (at Smyrna Railroad Depot)

    — 3 days ago
    #smyrnatn  #gavynroo  #smyrnadepotdays  #cadencebug 
    Gavyn is getting more creative with her hiding places. (Yes, that is a pillowcase. No, she’s not asleep…this time.) #gavynroo

    Gavyn is getting more creative with her hiding places. (Yes, that is a pillowcase. No, she’s not asleep…this time.) #gavynroo

    — 4 days ago
    #gavynroo 
    They take the best sketches! #gavynandcadence #gavynroo #cadencebug  (at Chuck E. Cheese’s)

    They take the best sketches! #gavynandcadence #gavynroo #cadencebug (at Chuck E. Cheese’s)

    — 4 days ago
    #gavynandcadence  #gavynroo  #cadencebug 
    With my partner-in-crime! She brings wine, I bring chocolate. 👍👍 #momsofmurfreesboro

    With my partner-in-crime! She brings wine, I bring chocolate. 👍👍 #momsofmurfreesboro

    — 5 days ago
    #momsofmurfreesboro 
    Our finished products! #momsofmurfreesboro  (at Painting with a Twist - Murfreesboro)

    Our finished products! #momsofmurfreesboro (at Painting with a Twist - Murfreesboro)

    — 5 days ago
    #momsofmurfreesboro 
    Moms night out. 🌸#momsofmurfreesboro #spellcheck (at Painting with a Twist - Murfreesboro)

    Moms night out. 🌸#momsofmurfreesboro #spellcheck (at Painting with a Twist - Murfreesboro)

    — 5 days ago
    #momsofmurfreesboro  #spellcheck 
    This is two-fold. 

1. The Happy Hippo is on my #candybarbucketlist …it’s so yummy that I don’t feel bad about biting off his head.

2. The Crunchie Biscuits are here because I LOVE Cadbury Crunchie bars…but my World Market no longer carries them. They just started selling these. Not the same, but they’ll do. I guess. 😒

    This is two-fold.

    1. The Happy Hippo is on my #candybarbucketlist …it’s so yummy that I don’t feel bad about biting off his head.

    2. The Crunchie Biscuits are here because I LOVE Cadbury Crunchie bars…but my World Market no longer carries them. They just started selling these. Not the same, but they’ll do. I guess. 😒

    — 5 days ago
    #candybarbucketlist 
    Cadence made me cry today. I decided to dine on my own before Moms Night Out.

    Cadence made me cry today. I decided to dine on my own before Moms Night Out.

    — 5 days ago