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    Finishing up our Labor Day weekend…and 4-day anniversary celebration! Snuggled up on the couch 😘 #morepreciousthanapotofgold #whokilledlaurapalmer #twinpeaks

    Finishing up our Labor Day weekend…and 4-day anniversary celebration! Snuggled up on the couch 😘 #morepreciousthanapotofgold #whokilledlaurapalmer #twinpeaks

    — 3 hours ago
    #twinpeaks  #morepreciousthanapotofgold  #whokilledlaurapalmer 
    The kitchen-cleaning fairy visited in my sleep. #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    The kitchen-cleaning fairy visited in my sleep. #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 17 hours ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    Yoga…good for my soul! (at The Yoga Nest)

    Yoga…good for my soul! (at The Yoga Nest)

    — 1 day ago
    Yup…we’re still celebrating our 5th anniversary. We are kid-free tonight AND tomorrow until dinner! (Tranquil, romantic brunch for two…take 2!) #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    Yup…we’re still celebrating our 5th anniversary. We are kid-free tonight AND tomorrow until dinner! (Tranquil, romantic brunch for two…take 2!) #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 1 day ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    Cotton candy grapes. (Yes, they really do taste like cotton candy.) If they were blue, Gavyn would be in absolute heaven! 😉

    Cotton candy grapes. (Yes, they really do taste like cotton candy.) If they were blue, Gavyn would be in absolute heaven! 😉

    — 1 day ago
    "CAT SAT ON LOG" plus a few practice E’s. Gavyn is always teaching herself to spell! #gavynroo #smartcookie #proudmommy

    "CAT SAT ON LOG" plus a few practice E’s. Gavyn is always teaching herself to spell! #gavynroo #smartcookie #proudmommy

    — 2 days ago
    #smartcookie  #gavynroo  #proudmommy 
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 2 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    Our anniversary may be over, but, dammit, we’re still celebrating! #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    Our anniversary may be over, but, dammit, we’re still celebrating! #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 2 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    My tranquil, romantic brunch for two has unexpectedly turned into a loud, headache-inducing foodfest for four. Better luck next time. 😞

    My tranquil, romantic brunch for two has unexpectedly turned into a loud, headache-inducing foodfest for four. Better luck next time. 😞

    — 2 days ago
    He’s as cute of a sleeper as our daughters! #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    He’s as cute of a sleeper as our daughters! #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 3 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    I had such a wonderful night with my amazing husband as we celebrated our 5th anniversary. And I am so excited about sleeping in tomorrow! #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    I had such a wonderful night with my amazing husband as we celebrated our 5th anniversary. And I am so excited about sleeping in tomorrow! #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 3 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    Finally! #morepreciousthanapotofgold  (at Malco Smyrna Cinema)

    Finally! #morepreciousthanapotofgold (at Malco Smyrna Cinema)

    — 3 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    Finishing off one of the beat meals I’ve ever had. Ever. #morepreciousthanapotofgold  (at Moto Cucina + Enoteca)

    Finishing off one of the beat meals I’ve ever had. Ever. #morepreciousthanapotofgold (at Moto Cucina + Enoteca)

    — 3 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold  (at Moto Cucina + Enoteca)

    #morepreciousthanapotofgold (at Moto Cucina + Enoteca)

    — 3 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold 
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    #morepreciousthanapotofgold

    — 3 days ago
    #morepreciousthanapotofgold