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    Errands complete for the evening: New dancewear and local meat. Not purchased at the same place, mind you. #lhsod #eatlocal #stonesrivermarket #westwindfarms

    Errands complete for the evening: New dancewear and local meat. Not purchased at the same place, mind you. #lhsod #eatlocal #stonesrivermarket #westwindfarms

    — 4 hours ago
    #westwindfarms  #eatlocal  #stonesrivermarket  #lhsod 
    She’s watched it 4 times today. I had to bribe her with gummies to prevent a 5th time…for now! #cadencebug #preschoolprepco #meetthephonics #lettersounds

    She’s watched it 4 times today. I had to bribe her with gummies to prevent a 5th time…for now! #cadencebug #preschoolprepco #meetthephonics #lettersounds

    — 6 hours ago
    #lettersounds  #meetthephonics  #preschoolprepco  #cadencebug 
    Gavyn came upstairs in a princess dress. Cadence said, “I want a dress!” and ran downstairs. She came back with Gavyn’s tutu around her neck! So, here they are now! #gavynroo #cadencebug #gavynandcadence 💕👑👑

    Gavyn came upstairs in a princess dress. Cadence said, “I want a dress!” and ran downstairs. She came back with Gavyn’s tutu around her neck! So, here they are now! #gavynroo #cadencebug #gavynandcadence 💕👑👑

    — 12 hours ago
    #gavynandcadence  #gavynroo  #cadencebug 
    I’ve been letting Gavyn watch “Band of Brothers” with me. Now, she has drawn up a plan to “hold the perimeter.” It’s called “Operation Kids Life.” #strategery #gavynroo 💣

    I’ve been letting Gavyn watch “Band of Brothers” with me. Now, she has drawn up a plan to “hold the perimeter.” It’s called “Operation Kids Life.” #strategery #gavynroo 💣

    — 12 hours ago
    #strategery  #gavynroo 
    930am and we’re already watching this a second time today…at Cadence’s demand.

    930am and we’re already watching this a second time today…at Cadence’s demand.

    — 12 hours ago
    Twenty-three. (She grasped this one quicker than I thought!) #50bookswithgavyn

    Twenty-three. (She grasped this one quicker than I thought!) #50bookswithgavyn

    — 1 day ago
    #50bookswithgavyn 
    Free birthday cookie followed by story time! #cadencebug #cadences2ndbday  (at Barnes and Noble Booksellers)

    Free birthday cookie followed by story time! #cadencebug #cadences2ndbday (at Barnes and Noble Booksellers)

    — 1 day ago
    #cadences2ndbday  #cadencebug 
    I have the house to myself tonight. Kids are with my parents. Booty’s band is shooting a TV episode. I should probably use this time to clean or prep for this week…but it’s not on my schedule. 😉

    I have the house to myself tonight. Kids are with my parents. Booty’s band is shooting a TV episode. I should probably use this time to clean or prep for this week…but it’s not on my schedule. 😉

    — 2 days ago
    Did not suffer heat stroke. ***pats self on back*** I deserve a day off for this one. #itsascorcher #gimpyback

    Did not suffer heat stroke. ***pats self on back*** I deserve a day off for this one. #itsascorcher #gimpyback

    — 2 days ago
    #gimpyback  #itsascorcher 
    Not only did she write her name waaay up on the wall, but she also broke her curtain rod. (And Cadence drew all over Gavyn’s dresser.)

    Not only did she write her name waaay up on the wall, but she also broke her curtain rod. (And Cadence drew all over Gavyn’s dresser.)

    — 2 days ago
    Today is the only day I have nothing. 😳 #anotherelliottfamilyproduction #cadences2ndbday #momsofmurfreesboro

    Today is the only day I have nothing. 😳 #anotherelliottfamilyproduction #cadences2ndbday #momsofmurfreesboro

    — 2 days ago
    #momsofmurfreesboro  #anotherelliottfamilyproduction  #cadences2ndbday 

    #boroarts #centerstageacademy #gavynroo (at Center For The Arts Murfreesboro)

    — 4 days ago
    #centerstageacademy  #boroarts  #gavynroo 
    In one week, my #cadencebug turns 2!! #cadences2ndbday #brookekellyphotography

    In one week, my #cadencebug turns 2!! #cadences2ndbday #brookekellyphotography

    — 4 days ago
    #brookekellyphotography  #cadences2ndbday  #cadencebug