Mommy Expletives

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    Potty training is in effect. Bring it. 💩 #TheHonestCompany

    Potty training is in effect. Bring it. 💩 #TheHonestCompany

    — 1 hour ago
    #thehonestcompany 
    Thirty-two. {Cadence joined us for this one. We all had fun making all the faces!} #50bookswithgavyn

    Thirty-two. {Cadence joined us for this one. We all had fun making all the faces!} #50bookswithgavyn

    — 14 hours ago
    #50bookswithgavyn 
    Cadence had a great first day of preschool! Plus, her teacher is a toddler whisperer! 😴👍 #cadencebug

    Cadence had a great first day of preschool! Plus, her teacher is a toddler whisperer! 😴👍 #cadencebug

    — 20 hours ago
    #cadencebug 
    It’s not every day you see a horse tied to a handicap sign in the K-Mart parking lot. (at Kmart)

    It’s not every day you see a horse tied to a handicap sign in the K-Mart parking lot. (at Kmart)

    — 1 day ago
    #gavynroo is back at preschool…and #cadencebug starts MDO! Pray for my littlest! #gavynandcadence

    #gavynroo is back at preschool…and #cadencebug starts MDO! Pray for my littlest! #gavynandcadence

    — 1 day ago
    #gavynandcadence  #gavynroo  #cadencebug 
    Fell asleep watching the storm this afternoon. #latergram #auntcolebdayweekend

    Fell asleep watching the storm this afternoon. #latergram #auntcolebdayweekend

    — 2 days ago
    #auntcolebdayweekend  #latergram 

    Cadence tubing with Booty. She loved it! #cadencebug #auntcolebdayweekend

    — 3 days ago
    #auntcolebdayweekend  #cadencebug 

    Gavyn went tubing with Candace and Booty! #auntcolebdayweekend #gavynroo @ladycoram

    — 3 days ago
    #auntcolebdayweekend  #gavynroo 
    #auntcolebdayweekend #anotherelliottfamilyproduction

    #auntcolebdayweekend #anotherelliottfamilyproduction

    — 3 days ago
    #anotherelliottfamilyproduction  #auntcolebdayweekend 
    Our view this morning. #auntcolebdayweekend

    Our view this morning. #auntcolebdayweekend

    — 4 days ago
    #auntcolebdayweekend 
    It’s always fun to do a #TBT when I visit my parents’ house. This is at Eric & Kari Spalding’s wedding!

    It’s always fun to do a #TBT when I visit my parents’ house. This is at Eric & Kari Spalding’s wedding!

    — 5 days ago
    #tbt 
    Stopped by my parents’ house while they are gone. The note reads: “Leave this lights on for the plants.” Immediately I assume the plants are scared of the dark. (And, no, that’s not a typo - it really says “lights.”) #iheartmymom

    Stopped by my parents’ house while they are gone. The note reads: “Leave this lights on for the plants.” Immediately I assume the plants are scared of the dark. (And, no, that’s not a typo - it really says “lights.”) #iheartmymom

    — 5 days ago
    #iheartmymom 
    What I did today. Disassembled, spackled, sanded, painted (Gavyn picked the colors), glued, and nailed. Still working on the backside.

    What I did today. Disassembled, spackled, sanded, painted (Gavyn picked the colors), glued, and nailed. Still working on the backside.

    — 5 days ago
    What happens when this mommy has a rough day? We have ramen noodles and pizza rolls for dinner. Welcome to college, kids.

    What happens when this mommy has a rough day? We have ramen noodles and pizza rolls for dinner. Welcome to college, kids.

    — 5 days ago

    Our morning. #gavynandcadence #gavynroo #cadencebug

    — 6 days ago
    #gavynandcadence  #gavynroo  #cadencebug