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    Said goodbye to a dear, sweet boy this morning. (at St. Rose of Lima Catholic Church)

    Said goodbye to a dear, sweet boy this morning. (at St. Rose of Lima Catholic Church)

    — 15 hours ago
    Gavyn’s Sunday School learned the Stations of the Cross this Lenten season. They each got a card for each Station, with a little trinket that symbolizes it. #bootyfameaster

    Gavyn’s Sunday School learned the Stations of the Cross this Lenten season. They each got a card for each Station, with a little trinket that symbolizes it. #bootyfameaster

    — 1 day ago
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    She said all this at the top of her lungs while in Target…wearing 3 bras around her neck. No. Not one single person was looking at us and laughing. Not at all. #wordsofgavyn

    She said all this at the top of her lungs while in Target…wearing 3 bras around her neck. No. Not one single person was looking at us and laughing. Not at all. #wordsofgavyn

    — 1 day ago
    #wordsofgavyn 
    #wordsofgavyn

    #wordsofgavyn

    — 1 day ago
    #wordsofgavyn 
    Day 35: What scares me? Embarrassment and humiliation. #40days2014

    Day 35: What scares me? Embarrassment and humiliation. #40days2014

    — 1 day ago
    #40days2014 
    My achy legs and back are about to thank me! #perfectlyposh @violetashe

    My achy legs and back are about to thank me! #perfectlyposh @violetashe

    — 2 days ago
    #perfectlyposh 
    Planted new herbs in new pots. Mowed the grass and cleaned up the flowers and shrubs. Planted some veggies in the straw bales! #bootyfamgarden

    Planted new herbs in new pots. Mowed the grass and cleaned up the flowers and shrubs. Planted some veggies in the straw bales! #bootyfamgarden

    — 2 days ago
    #bootyfamgarden 
    End of day 2: didn’t do much…just worked on cleaning up the wood. It was a yard work kinda day!

    End of day 2: didn’t do much…just worked on cleaning up the wood. It was a yard work kinda day!

    — 2 days ago
    Let Holy Week begin! #bootyfameaster

    Let Holy Week begin! #bootyfameaster

    — 2 days ago
    #bootyfameaster 
    Sharing pitchers of margaritas with my husband, dad, father-in-law, and brother-in-law. We all deserve it after our day of manual labor! #sweettanlines

    Sharing pitchers of margaritas with my husband, dad, father-in-law, and brother-in-law. We all deserve it after our day of manual labor! #sweettanlines

    — 3 days ago
    #sweettanlines 
    Sharing pitchers of margaritas with my husband, dad, father-in-law, and brother-in-law. We all deserve it after our day of manual labor! #sweettanlines

    Sharing pitchers of margaritas with my husband, dad, father-in-law, and brother-in-law. We all deserve it after our day of manual labor! #sweettanlines

    — 3 days ago
    #sweettanlines 
    And so it begins.

    And so it begins.

    — 3 days ago
    Day 34: I find inspiration in my planner. Quotes, ideas, bucket lists, to-dos, plans, schedules, thoughts, reminders…. #40days2014

    Day 34: I find inspiration in my planner. Quotes, ideas, bucket lists, to-dos, plans, schedules, thoughts, reminders…. #40days2014

    — 3 days ago
    #40days2014